When a middle school students schools people on how to fight back
There’s a very popular thing on the left where someone attributes some comment to their child, but that comment really just reflects their own progressive politics. The idea is that “out of the mouth of babes” or some such nonsense.
While it’s generally laughable, at best, the truth is that sometimes, kids actually do get it right.
But every once in a while, the students strike back in a perfect way, giving us hope for the future.
Such was the case for one elementary school teacher on TikTok who sought out advice from her fellow TikTokers recently after the subject of pronouns somehow just happened to mysteriously crop up in her 5th- and 6th-grade combo classroom.
According to the teacher, one of the students chided her for not referring to him by his preferred pronouns. When she acknowledged he was correct, apologized, and proceeded to ask what his pronouns were, he told her he was a banana and a rock. Though she scolded him for in her view making light of the concept of preferred pronouns, she indicated that the other students disagreed with her and agreed with him that he could identify however he wanted to.
This highly confused the woke teacher, who then pleaded for her followers on TikTok to let her know “is it” true that a banana and rock really could be someone’s pronouns?
Rock and banana.
I freaking love it.
In the process, though, this student really does show us how to fight back against this wokeness that’s infesting the nation. You just use their own rules against them.
See, if they insist any person can pick their own pronouns, then feel free to pick the most ridiculous pronouns you can. Make the whole situation look at ridiculous to them as it does to the rest of humanity.
If it’s “rock” and “banana,” then so be it, but it could literally be anything.
At some point, the sheer stupidity of the whole thing will become just as unavoidable for them to accept as it is for the rest of us.
If not, well, at least we’ll get some quality entertainment as we wait for the world to implode.